M.V.W.P...Most Valuable White Pussy! That's me! :) Hee hee...I'm such a dork. Anyway, this week's update is c-r-a-z-y...cause part of the craziness happened off-camera, so you won't even really know about it. I get zillions of e-mails from whiteboys, negroes, yella fellahs, and redskins, asking over and over to fuck me on film. So we bring in this new guy who e-mailed me, and guess what? No wood. So 4 hours and a dozen calls later, in comes Weed. He's bad ass. And boy, did he rail me good. Just like a runaway slave! (his words). Anyways, we had a total blast. Speaking of blast, that just what he did...all over my feet! And I just had a pedicure!! Oh well...I licked them clean! Oh, and check out the outtake section this week! There's a nice 10 minute interview from yours truly! Tah-dah! Enjoy boys, and until next week, hugs and kisses! Spring.